You can now buy an UZI for $25 ... but it's a pen

You can now buy an UZI for $25 ... but it's a pen: "Looking for something to jot down a few lines of poetry as you sip camomile tea from your Battle Mug? While a Bic might do the trick, it would perhaps be more appropriate to use the UZI Tactical Defender Pen."

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